Book is to E-reader What Baby is to “Newchild”

To those of you who enjoy my blog: sorry about the lapse. My life has been consumed lately as I wade through the flooded market, looking for a teaching job. And, of course, work my two current jobs, train for a triathlon, and, these past two weeks, teach summer school at a charter that I am attempting to woo. My eyes are bigger than my stomach. My dad forced me to eat all that I dished on my plate, which left no room for dessert. In this metaphor, knitting is my dessert. Blogging about it is the fudge drizzled on my brownie.

Yes, I am nearly 28 and looking for my first job teaching middle school or high school English. This is the road that my love for literature, writing, education, and children has finally led me. This list of interests may seem like one of those connect-the-dots that are painstakingly obvious even without the numbers as a guide.  Forgive my wandering young adulthood; I never was very good at seeing the forest for the trees.

What is that you ask? What does this have to do with knitting? Well… um, I guess I’m attempting to establish my intimate relationship with books so that I can then tell you about my initial resistance to electronic readers, what finally convinced me to join the 21st century, and, finally, about the creation of my eventual house warming gift to my Kindle: a lovely, orange embrace. Sorry. The connection is more of a bridge than a fork in the road. Don’t look down at the river. We’ll both feel better that way. Instead, look at the Kindle cover!

Anyway – books. They are my comfort objects.  If I could cuddle with them without judgment, I would. Come to think of it, many books migrate from their spot on my bookshelf to up above me (on a shelf) and beside me (on my nightstand) as I sleep. I suppose I hope for a Chicken Little kind of transmission of information someday. I not only love their content, but their physical presence in my home, in my hands, in my memory. There is nothing like seeing the cover of a long-lost book again. I suppress a squeal, call it by name, and gush, gush, gush.

So when these new-fangled e-readers entered the bookstores off the assembly line, covered in bubble wrap, I barfed. Not really, but I said I was going to several times. I judged the e-owners and was convinced they were not reading, but playing Farmville.

But then something terrible happened: people I respected started buying these things. And I was forced to hold several of them in my puritanical hands as they tried to convince me that the devices would not be the end of all things good. I resisted. I ranted. I ralphed. Again – hyperbole.

And then my friend, Sam, had to go and say something ingenius, “You don’t have to give up your books, Quinn. It’s just a different medium with added features.”

This, along with the knowledge that many of the books that I wanted were free to download (yay for expired copyrights!), and a Christmas bonus the same amount as the cost of a Kindle, persuaded me to give it a try.

And… it convinced me. Sam was right – I did not have to give up my books. Along with my bookshelf, I now have a portable library. If I tire of a book, there are several other choices at my fingertips. If a conversation warrants some wisdom from a book I read two months ago, it’s there with the book I am reading now. If I finish the first book of the Hunger Games series and need to indulge my seventh grade self further, I can expand my library with just a few clicks. Also, who among us lugs a dictionary around everywhere we go? Well, I do now! Not only does the Kindle come with a dictionary, but all you have to do to look up a word is move the cursor in front of the word you need defined! Also, it is much easier to read in bed and at the gym. I don’t have to hold open a book, just push a button. Beautiful.

No, I do not work for Amazon.

I still prefer to own a tangible book and feel a bit uncomfortable being seen reading a screen (do they think I burnt all my books?).  When I cuddle up in my reading chair with bound paper, I feel less like Mildred Montag (R.I.P. Mr. Bradbury). I am more inspired to read and connect with a book when it has a cover and a bookmark, a picture of the author, and waterstains. And, practically, it is still easier to peruse, find a spot, and reread a portion when you can sift through pages.

A comparison came to me yesterday when I had my fifth graders analyze language in The Giver: school is “learning community,” stuffed animal is “comfort object,” family is “family unit,” recess is “recreational period.” My students recognized the sterility and technicality in Lowry’s word choice that conveys a cold, sterile, emotionally-stunted society (okay, so maybe I had to put some words in their mouths, but they got there).  They then drew pictures of their homes and relabeled things in a Lowryian manner.  And I thought of my reading device.

Book is to e-reader what baby is to “newchild.”  So I wrapped the sterile looking e-reader in a homemade case of my favorite color. And that helped a little.

Every Boy a Dinosaur

My nephew has the uncanny ability to suddenly and dramatically transform from a sweet, innocuous child to a ferocious predator on the hunt.  Sometimes his animal of choice is the lion (Simba or Mufasa to be exact), but most of the time it is the T-Rex.

His love for dinosaurs extends beyond the games he creates as a prehistoric beast.   He knows nearly everything there is to know about each type of dinosaur, and he will correct you if you call a Stegosaurus a Brontosaurus.  He finishes your sentences as you read him his massive dinosaur book.

The imagination that flows from this knowledge astounds me.  He comes up with elaborate plots for the dinosaur family, (he’s the daddy, of course, and you’re the mommy, the baby, or the victim) and he stays in character for hours.

But sometimes it is nice to have a prop or two to go a long with your imaginations.  I created this spiky dinosaur hat especially for him.  It is nice during playtime and on cold winter days.

I designed this pattern and used Sugar ‘n Cream cotton.

What does the little one in your life pretend?

Spring Kerchief

This little number serves no purpose other than to look cute (which is good enough for me).  It slightly warms the neck, but not enough to keep you warm in the winter or cause you discomfort in the spring.  I think it is my most frequently worn knit item because it jazzes up the ol’ jeans and tee combo that I like so much.  It’s a nice statement piece.

I have made several Spring Kerchiefs for friends.  They knit up really quick and you can use just about any yarn that you want.   It is an original design, but a very simple one.  I have no doubt that the same design is already somewhere out in the knitting world, as it is just a simple triangle with some yarn overs.  Visit Ktog again on Wednesday to download the pattern and view a quick tutorial on making this kerchief!

Ordered to Knit

Ta-dah!  My first post on this page!!  Here you will find my works-in-progress (of which there are always many).  Half-done knitted goodness hidden around every corner…

This project is special because it is my first order through this blog.  You might recognize it.  It’s the winter scarf, Deidre that I wrote about last week.  I am using Simply Soft Caron Yarn in navy, enjoying its downy softness all along the way.

Who will be the lucky owner of this scarf?  My friend at Life at The Mahoney’s! 

I will try to avoid showing repeat knits in the future, but I had to celebrate my first order with you all!  If you see anything that you would like, email me at  I am working on getting Paypal set up or connect this site to an Etsy to make transactions easier.   Prices are also on their way.

Quick Gift

One of my favorite things in life is giving handmade gifts to my loved ones.  But my commitment to making most gifts tends to present one of two dilemmas:  I finish early and can’t contain my excitement (hence treating the gift like a hot potato), or I completely space the date, freak out, and end up spending the entire twenty-four hours before the celebration creating something.

This coin purse/card holder is the product of one of those freak outs.  It is now one of my “go to” designs in these moments.  As it is obviously designed for a female, my next challenge will be to design its male counterpart.   

I knit this with a 4-ply yarn on straight needles.

Texas Leg Warmers

Puffy Pinks









Now that I have introduced you to Miss Adorable, I will show you her accessory of choice – her puffy pink leg-warmers.  She lives in Texas, so she doesn’t often need them, but as of late, she has worn them with just about everything (including purple shorts).

I designed and knitted these, along with a purple/blue/green/white fair isle pair, especially for her with Lily Sugar’n Cream cotton.

Confetti-Frosted Cupcake Hat

Let me introduce you to the most charming little girl in the world: my niece.

To compliment her sweetness, I made this little morsel to sit atop her head.  Who knew a cupcake could warm little ears?


This is a pattern that I created especially for my friend, Deidre.  She lives in London, and I miss her dearly.  It makes me happy to know my handiwork is keeping her warm this winter.

Since I made this one, I have made four others for friends and family.   It is one of my favorites to knit.

She who wears Deidre has two options: wrap it around the neck and tuck the first loop behind the second,  or let it hang loosely to show off all its beautiful cables.